Does anyone have a mew or celebi they are willing to trade?

This is the 4th time ive asked this so please dont reply saying that its a cruddy deal, that oh i dont have that but i have this, and dont say that the only way to get them is through cheating because i know for a fact it is possible through certain events.I am using soul silver. I am willing to trade my level 100 salamence, and my level 74 mewtwo. My friend coe is 2322 7643 3101. When you reply WITH YOUR FRIEND CODE, go to the poke center and wait for me to show up. if im not there within 15 minutes then try again later